Stars

I got the idea from Helga.

Love:
Time to rise from the ashes of whatever relationship traumas you’ve experienced and turn yourself out to be a better, bolder and brighter bitch (patay tayo diyan! I don’t think turning to into a better and bolder and brighter bitch than before is a good idea) than ever before. Yes, your year of transformation has arrived. Expect your ass to get kicked into taking a good look in the mirror, to see that your place isn’t in someone else’s shadow and that you can have your own standards, not just ones that another has imposed on you. Thankfully, as you take on this challenge, you’ll find you’re a quick study, swiftly surpassing those exes you once thought were so perfect and beautiful. The best part of fine-tuning your bulls**t detector is discovering your new ideals and magically attracting options to do your research. That’s right, forget those little boys, time for the real men. (I’m planning to switch from men to boys pa naman!)

Madness:
Once you know what you feel, what you want and how you want it, you’ll want it. However, the universe doesn’t revolve around you and the speed in which you want things can’t happen. The fact is, if it did unravel the way you’d want, it’d burn you up fast and leave you bitter. Remember, you’re the sign of structure and patience, which is paramount to reinforce if you want to get a solid footing for your future. Not to say results will take forever, they just won’t appear instantaneously as you’d hope. This means having time to test the waters and letting the stage be set. Take it as a good thing, as it’ll give you time to live out your fantasies and be that dirty little birdie you always dreamt of, but felt too prim and proper to ever be. Besides, how will you really know what you want, if you don’t thoroughly take the time to taste all the flavors that could satisfy?

Obsession:
The legal eagle in you will be front and center, as you’ll be out for making deals stick. You’ve learned your lessons and you refuse to be burned again — and this won’t just mean your love life, but in career too. Your savvy will be at an all time high and you have something valuable to offer. Make your demands and get agreements set, as keeping others on the same page will be vital to your sanity. While this will bring you big wins, it’ll also bring you big losses. However, as you journey up the ladder of success, this is all part of the process, as the hotter you get, the more intense the flames will burn.

“If it is somewhat accurate, which I believe has a good possibility, I will tell you… like no relationships until April….. that’s how I see it too….. funny this horoscope thingy thinks I’ll have sex still without a relationship whatsoever. But I don’t really like how my March looks like, it’s blank, WTF!!! I’m expecting a lot for my March, well not really related to sex and love anyway. It actually makes sense, I’ll be super busy by then there will be no time for S&L “

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