Relationship Lessons
1 When you’re having a phone conversation with your current bf and he gets an incoming call, and he gets back to you saying “that’s not for me, it’s [insert girl's name here], she’s looking for my cousing/sister”, remember, you didn’t ask who it was, it means either or both of the following: he likes [insert girl's name here] and/or they already have something going on together.
2 When you tell your bf you want to be friends with him while you guys are still in a relationship (for some dumb reason) and he replies “of course we should still be friends after this”, expect to break up with him in a couple of days. Better yet, break up with him then and there.
3 When your break up with your ex didn’t happen so well and one day he calls you, sees you or meets up with you:
HE NEEDS SOMETHING FROM YOU.
He’s not being nice, in fact it’s the opposite,
Example #1
Walking around you saw him driving his car, he pulls down the window of the passenger seat to say “Hi!”, confused because all of the sudden you guys are smiling at each other again, he’s just showing off his new girl, the one in the passenger seat.
Example #2
Ex-boyfriend breaks up with you admitting he wants to get back together with his ex-girlfriend, you let him go but since you’re still enduring the pain, you try to avoid him. He does the same; not talking to you nor texting, NOTHING. Then days later he asks you out. Wanting to know if either you actually moved one already, or if he’s trying to get back to you, you agree. As you enter the place you guys are suppose to meet he says, “that’s her (the ex-gf he’s trying to get back to)” pointing to the girl sitting with another guy.















